I have powers. Normally I weigh just 45 pounds. But when I get up on the bed, right in the middle, with my head on The Lady's pillow, my body magically transforms into 50 million tons. The Lady thinks the middle of the bed and her pillow belong to her. She pushes me and pushes me, then begs me to move, then finally says, okay have it your way. Then she torques herself around my dead weight. Then we go to sleep.
|Here I am sleeping under the covers with my head on the pillow, |
snoring into The Lady's ear. It's just better like this.
|Here I am drifting off to sweet dreams.|
|Here I am curled up. Can't The Lady see that I'm |
cold and need the covers pulled up over me?
|Here I am in my rightful place, the middle of the bed.|
|You get the idea.|